4nipsahoy:

All these Harry jokes are getting old, I mean, I just dont see the punch line.


I love how everyone on twitter is going crazy and crying for harry and on tumblr were all like LOL you stupid fucker.

onedreamonechanceonedirection:


I think Baby Lux kind of confirmed that nothing happened, but I wanted to let you all know I had a great ass time reading all your hilarious and awesome posts about Harry

im-a-directioner-fangirl:


everythingsfineee:

Maybe Harry will be sent to Camp Rock to turn his life around idk


The boys in jail:
  • Louis: BITCH let me tell you one thing. Guys with faces like yours do not hit on guys with asses like mine. Bitch I will cut you. #2fab4jail I HOPE you are not checking out my $20,000 designer pants with the Dolce&Gabbana jacket, I will personally take your first born child *z formation finger snap*
  • Harry: LOUIS BABY I JUST WANT SEX THAT'S ALL I WANT. GET AWAY FROM ME EW IS THAT A VAGINA OHMYGOD LORD SAVE MY SOUL. At least I can tweet "my cheese sandwich was nice". Yeah, that's a pretty good update on my day today. *proceeds to take a black and white instagram picture captioned 'I got no BARS on my phone service. haha geddit .. because.. bars'*
  • Liam: I am terrible sorry sir, there must be a misunderstanding, please let us out, let us discuss this in a civil manner. Do you want my flashing toothbrush? You can have it. Oh, and you, sir with the tattoos, do not touch me that way, I don't think I am comforta--I'm sorry was that too mean, wow I need to reevaluate my life, I am ruining people's souls, here's a foot massage to make it up.
  • Zayn: Home sweet home. *tweets* "Sometimes life offers you choices of which you have no guidance over, all we can do it close our eyes and enjoy the rush of existence, or it may pass us by. aha :) xx"
  • Niall: Was da craiccc hahahah--what is this shit. Where's my caviar with chilled gazpacho or pureed vegetable soup, garnished with basil or a sprig of cilantro and served in individual containers already divided into the correct portions?? Peas with water is not acceptable in horanland.


iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha


I have the crushing need to have sex with Niall right now.

Like it’s literally painful.

My heart hurts.

And now I’m sad.

:(

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